More Words Still.

"Wig."

"Peg Leg."

"Heat."

That's not paprika . . .

Verily.

Somebody get this guy a theme song.

OFFICIAL STORE LAUNCH!

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OH yeah.  It's that time, boys and girls.  It's store time.  I would classify this as a "soft" launch, but it is, my friends, a launch nonetheless!  Not seeing what you want?  Let me know!  I'll hook you up.

You THINK you DO, but you DON'T.

I Pledge Allegiance.